Submitted by ben on 22 August 2007 - 9:57am.

hmmm: VULVA The Vaginal Scent

VULVA Original Fragrance
 
During our years consulting in the beauty industry, we have worked with many fragrance houses and feel pretty well versed when it comes to the category. However, when we stumbled across this startling find, we were shocked to learn that we did not know as much as we’d thought. Wow. An entire fragrance category that never occurred to us…sex organ scents.

The founders of Vivaeros Special Products found that while there are fragrances such as pheromones, perfumes, and aphrodisiacs on the market, designed to make one more attractive to others, no product existed which aroused the individuals own sense of the smell and pleasure of the experience. So they set forth to develop Vulva Original.

This is not a perfume you dot behind your ears to tantalize the man sitting beside you on the next bar stool over. In the creator’s words it is “the intimate scent of an irresistible woman…the precious…odor filled into a small glass phial. The phial is shaken gently, only a tiny amount of the precious, organic substance is applied to the back of the hand.”

You can use your imagination as to what happens after this fragrance is applied. Somehow, I can imagine Samantha Jones finding this genius.
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Author: Anonymous
26 July 2008 - 8:25pm
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In 2006 I was in Berlin at the Venus show when the designers of this product were walking the event trying to drum up interest. No question, I love the smell of a vagina. There is nothing quite as arousing to me. So when I heard that these guys had captured it's essence and bottled it....I just had to have it. I was there with another exhibitor so I was lucky enough to get a free sample. The problem was that this stuff didn't smell even vaguely like any vagina that I'd been acquainted with. So what did it smell like? B.O...that's right, sweaty, horrible, body odor. There was absolutely nothing female about it. I couldn't get it off of my hand quick enough, and I must add, that was no easy task either. Back then, the owner of the company said that they were going to be coming out with something called "Exotic" which was to be a more intense smell! A more intense body odor smell no doubt...yuck. No question, it's a very cool idea and their packaging is interesting...but these guys just don't have the goods!
Author: Anonymous
17 July 2008 - 12:47am
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Vanilla essence or extract added to the smellof a healthy vagina is heavonly
Author: Anonymous
14 March 2008 - 12:40am
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And the point of spending money on vagina scent when you can just wipe your bits on your hand instead?? USE THE NOGGIN KIDS.
Author: Anonymous
4 March 2008 - 11:54am
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what could be sweeter than a man thinking about sex all day? a man smelling sex all day! this is hot! the essence of sex how brilliant! spending time with your wife/girlfriend with a dab on her hand(s), thinking about what is cumming later that day (if u can control yourself). those of you who dont care for the essence of vagina, need to get a clue! or start dating men! when will vulva be made available to us @ fine department stores? because nothing can be sweeter than to spread her legs and eat her...
Author: Anonymous
23 November 2007 - 6:23pm
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for me, it smells better than any of the over 30 real vaginas I had !!!! Jack from Germany
Author: Anonymous
26 October 2007 - 8:46pm
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Wassup. i like i like no smell like fish jus for me
Author: Anonymous
25 October 2007 - 10:29am
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Call me crazy.....but being a full blooded healthy heterosexual male, the fragrance of a healthy, clean vulva is frenetically exciting to me. When will Playboy begin to use it for a scratch and sniff centerfold.
Author: Anonymous
27 September 2007 - 10:50am
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do they make this stuff with a hint of period also?
Author: Anonymous
28 September 2007 - 4:54pm
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is it just me... or is this just so wrong in soooo many ways?????? hahahaahahaha love it livx
Author: Anonymous
25 October 2007 - 5:48pm
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THAT IS WRONG on every level. NASTY!
Author: Anonymous
25 September 2007 - 7:29am
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where can I get one... please???? am sure my husband will love it!
Author: Anonymous
25 September 2007 - 9:44am
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You can purchase it from their official website. There is a link in the article.
Author: Anonymous
24 September 2007 - 6:06pm
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wow! i'm dying to have one... is this available in the Philippines? where can I purchase?
Author: Anonymous
20 September 2007 - 5:51pm
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Where can you get it in Canada?
Author: Anonymous
20 September 2007 - 10:24pm
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Would like to know were to get vulva in canada and the price in Canadian funds
Author: Anonymous
18 September 2007 - 6:39pm
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I think Vulva is brilliant product. It is from Germany, the women, man, and furniture are very European. That is why the web site looks the way it does. Not everybody lives on the movie set of Leaglly Blonde. My girlfriend and I have actually purchased it. Smell is a turn on. She has put it on the back of her hand (it is not an overpowering smell)and touched my face at parties or out at dinner and given me that little smile. It is not uncommon for her to put it on something in my car so I will think of her while I drive. She called me in here to read what some of you have posted. For those offended by the product...the Mormon church would not like you looking at this web site, now go lay down in the missionary position.
Author: Anonymous
13 September 2007 - 8:08am
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Dig the "desirable" woman in the vid. Good gawd. Scary scary. And I love the creepuscular fella sniffin his hand in one big, "SNIFF!" All the neighborhood cats are going to be following this guy.
Author: Anonymous
10 September 2007 - 4:37pm
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The little video (NSFW) makes it clear: it's not a perfume, it's for "erotic fantasies" because it "starts the film rolling in your head." So yes, it's for dudes not chicks, and no, you don't walk around hitting on women already smelling like you went down on the world's muskiest bachelorette party; you dab a bit on your, uh, hand "purely for your own smelling pleasure" and pretend for an olfactory moment that you're not completely and utterly alone and unlovable. As for the "anytime, anywhere" part--I can only pray that you exercise some discretion. And for the love of God, wash your hands before you leave the house.
Author: ChelseaBritt
28 August 2007 - 7:54am
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INAPPROPRIATE! That is disgusting---the creator needs to be taken somewhere for a mental evaluation.
Author: xoreginaox
28 August 2007 - 6:06am
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thats something i guess a chick, who REALLY needs it & just cant seem to get it, might wanna splash on! haha.
Author: Anonymous
14 September 2007 - 9:29am
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My God! I hope she doesn't go to the Zoo!
Author: Anonymous
24 August 2007 - 7:08am
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Eeeww! It says it is made from organic substances. Exactly wtf does that mean???
Author: Anonymous
23 August 2007 - 11:28am
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do they have a semen smelling one as well, or gum flavored semen? My man travels a lot for work and it's something that's clearly needed on the market.
Author: Anonymous
23 August 2007 - 12:01pm
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I am seriously laughing out loud. That is too funny!
Author: Anonymous
23 August 2007 - 4:43am
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Ohhh......I...th..iiin...nk....I a.mmm..... goi..ng to puuuke.....
Author: Anonymous
22 August 2007 - 9:31pm
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my mother would be appalled!
Author: Anonymous
22 August 2007 - 9:11pm
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i had a japanese girlfriend swear by this "insider" secret.
Author: Anonymous
22 August 2007 - 7:11pm
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wow. this is one i would NEVER have thought of...what's next? balls out? ;) courtney www.courtneycorvan.com
Author: BelleRose
22 August 2007 - 4:51pm
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What will they think of next?
Author: Anonymous
14 September 2007 - 7:42am
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u skandless broads know u would do anything to find a hubby. Look at this from a animalistic prospective, your vagina carries a odor to attract the opposite sex for procreation purposes, and you dumb broads think that painting your face with dead bugs is what attracted him to you. Try being a leader and stop following your retarded mothers. evolve into creatures that understand your capabilities and quit trying to fit in to be liked. I think that this type of step is bringing us closer to uncovering the true aphrodisiac.
Author: Carrie
22 August 2007 - 4:14pm
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omg people are so gross. it disgusts me.
Author: Anonymous
22 August 2007 - 4:09pm
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Wow. I thought nothing was shocking anymore and then BAM! Vulva fragrance. Gnarly. What dude is so sex obsessed that he needs the back of his hand to smell like a vag? Must be seriously hard up.
Author: Anonymous
4 March 2008 - 11:36am
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What could be sweeter than a man thinking about sex all day? Smelling sex all day! When his wife/girfriend knows nuthin can be sweeter than to spread her legs and eat her! this fragrance is for men and women who adore the essence of the vagina. Those of you who don't, need to get a clue! when will this be made available to us @ fine department stores?
Author: Anonymous
22 August 2007 - 3:44pm
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That's absolutely the most disgusting thing i have ever heard....
Author: Anonymous
22 August 2007 - 3:08pm
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as someone who has waxed 1/2 the vagina's in the nyc area, i'm not sure i would want to smell anything like that! i wonder if they'll have names like..."after dancing at exit till 12pm" "after spinning class" or my personal favorite..."the pampered cooch" it's all fun, but i have to admit i'm not running to the store to smell this one! www.makeupwithme.com
Author: Anonymous
22 August 2007 - 1:16pm
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So I am gonna walk around smelling like a walking vagina?
Author: Anonymous
22 August 2007 - 2:17pm
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No! the post said this is not a perfume you wear. It is a fragrance for men? Get it?
Author: Anonymous
22 August 2007 - 11:38am
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! This is crazy. I don't know what I would think if I discovered a bottle of Vulva Original in my boyfriends medicine cabinet.
Author: Anonymous
23 August 2007 - 12:00pm
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OMG, ha ha ha, imagine some girl misinterprets the usage instructions. LOL And she applies it like a regular perfume! I'll bet she'd be one of those girls that a guy just can't get out of his head! LOL
Author: Anonymous
25 August 2007 - 10:42pm
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Wouldn't it be cheaper just to go to the fishmonger and handle some mullet for a while? What next.
Author: Anonymous
25 October 2007 - 12:12pm
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I remember once when my GF and I were in bar. She went to the bathroom as usual. Came back with a surprise. She had dipped her finger in her honey bowl, came back and stuck right under my nose. Instant arousal. Will never forget it!
Author: Anonymous
23 November 2007 - 8:18pm
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She stuck it in her asshole you idjit, and wiped it on you child molester moustache/flavor saver. You once remember, as in once upon a time, as in a fairy tail, as in it wasn't a girl dipping her finger in her "honey bowl"but a fairy dipping his finger in his asshole and smearing it up yer nose,,,,,,
Author: Anonymous
6 April 2008 - 2:47am
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Well I bought some because I love the scent of pussy. This stuff whilst being pleasant comes nowhere near that real fascinating divine odour of a woman's vaginal area. Good try though.